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Life As A Stalker

My NS Life (1 January 2012 - 17 March 2012)

Sunday, April 15
Memories In NS


Note : Easy To Get Offended Don't Read And Complain Or DDLY !


- Non-Offending Post , Stories , Life Facts Or Perhaps Lessons -



1 ) Its very hard to interact and communicate with uneducated people


2) Choosing the right friend is very important


3) Be punctual


4) Must try to get use to it no matter what the situation is


5) Its very hard to interact with religious people as well


6) Somehow rather , fat people likes to use violence except from TSM's LOL :IYKWIM:


7) Meeting people from different states made me realize their different backgrounds from mine


8) 99% Chinese is Buddhist , I am one of the very few Christians. Therefore some friends call me Jesus boy.


9) People change , indescribable fast , can't really judge a book by its cover


10) Good and sincere friends are hard to find


11) Attitude is very important


12) Every mistake you do , you have to pay the price for it , sometimes you might even drag people along with you.


13) One of the popular name I'm been called - "DDLY"


14) Most people only find me when they need something , thanks to my Mom , my locker looks like a mini market


15) Some people can't endure or stand the words I say , sarcasm , take my words to the heart and treat it as I'm unfriendly and arrogant


16) Its funny how people fake sick and eat medicine until they are really sick


17) There are 'Hantu Satu Malaysia' in the camp which contains a Chinese , Malay and Indian that takes off their bedsheet in the middle of the night and scare people around the camp of different dorms until people are really shaking , some even believed its real.


18) Always remember to bring a watch or an alarm clock because if you have "Guai Lan" dormates screaming your late , you will end up like two people - brushing your teeth at 2am in the morning and entering the bathroom bath at 2am having the feeling of "why doesn't this bath feeling feels like 6am?"


19) "Disaat Aku Mencintaimu" , one of the popular songs in NS , you might even have a soham dormate everyday play and hear that song minimum 5 times + sing at dorm repeatly "AKU INGINKAN DIRIMU". Until people like us , Aku inginkan o0o-mu ^^


20) Life is harsh and unfair. I find myself very lucky living my current life , not over wealthy or too poor. I don't always get what I want , but well who does?


21) One of the popular dormate who comes to ur bed and sit around , signal-ing fart incoming.


22) Almost every week sick in NS. Some friends treat me goodies to heal , some even kept their nice foods like chocolates etc for me till my sick recover only share with dormates along with me.


23) Awesome Buddies (Acting Gays) protect me because.....well I'm awesome DUH...treat me like a King and lift me around the camp too. Yeah Like A Boss !


24) Racism? Happens all the time. Living in Malaysia , something that won't change forever even with slogan of Satu Malaysia


25) Friends say I'm one of those limited sudah pupus punya Guai Lan and Sohai people they first time see in their life , maybe because most of them are from Perak


26) People enjoy their NS life mostly because of the friends they meet over there , not the activities over there. Its hell boring and waste of time actually


27) Coach says if in the middle of the night you hear a girl crying , don't go outside if not you GG



Characters In NS


1) Emo guy about love and orang yang macam yes !


2) Mr.White a.ka superwhite , cat , Si putih


3) The Fart King


4) Ketua 装水


5) Hot-headed Cameron Pattern (Always Body Slam Me)


6) The Loke 7 (Cantonese)


7) Sensitive Guy


8) A Well-Built Body Muscle Guy


9) The Curang Kia ! 一脚踏两船


10) Religious DDLY Kia


11) D - Doggy Woof Woof


12) The DDLY Hairstylist


13) Korean Star , Dance Like A G6


14) The Well-Known Sohai Str8 A Kia But Doesn't Have The Str8 A Face


15) Nerdy , Weird and Creative Guy



Some Pictures


Church

Strawberries from my Cameron Pattern Friend

The So-Called Rubella

Famous Me

Medicine Collections :)

My Dorm

First time Kilat Kasut Until Shining

The One In The Life Time Experience They Say


Surprise Gift To My Honey Even I'm Away In NS <3 P/S : The dress fitted perfectly...awkward first time buying girl's dress :S Thanks to people who helped me to deliver it



Most people are afraid they can't make new friends over there , well just be urself. Don't just try to fit in , or you might just end up smoking. Choose ur friends wisely.


Favourite Quotation To Share : Why do we try so hard to fit in when we were born to stand out?


Good Luck Upcoming Batches ~


Looking for my Botak Pic? Dream On ! Kthxbai ~


About Me


I AM BEYOND GODLIKE JS!
Name : Joseph Chan Khen Wei
Dota IGN : JS|-OwNeD[Sx]
Msn/Facebook : xOwNeD_Jckw@hotmail.com
Age : 18 [2012]
Horoscope : Sagittarius

Often seek for two things in life, Appreciation and Respect
Can be a good friend but definately a bad enemy
I can be your sweetest dream but your worst nightmare
Mood swinger , you don't like me when I am in an emo mood , I'll fuck everyone who stands in my way even if you mean a lot to me. If you manage to endure me or understand me to the maximum level to switch my mood , congratulation. But no one can read minds and I don't believe in miracles
I can judge very well , a person who can judge a book through its cover
I am also very straight forward , often joke around but if you can't stand the pressure then don't stay close
A Pro? I wouldn't admit it
A Noob? No one believes it


My Favourite Quotation
“I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.” Bill Gates.

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